Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
