And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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