Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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