Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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