So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Randomize
