she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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