i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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