Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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