We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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