It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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