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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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