probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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