i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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