Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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