We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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