what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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