More tranny stories later!
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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