only if we run a train.
done.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Are my feet made of real feet?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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