Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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