Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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