wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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