Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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