Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
bring money and cleavage
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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