My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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