Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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