Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Can I color on your dick again?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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