Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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