I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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