this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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