Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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