Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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