at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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