we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You dont lie about slip and slides
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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