This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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