i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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