dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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