She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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