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Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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