my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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