uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Found your dick twin last night
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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