I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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