I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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