i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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