i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
