I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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