yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
