i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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