D3 body, D1 cock
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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