My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I queefed so loud it echoed.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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