Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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