It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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