so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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