Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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